ASOIAF (Asswife) MEGATHREAD V1 - George's Jungle Edition

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So, what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (go) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's gettin' warm, so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it, and I'll never get bored Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (All that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold Go for the moon (Go, go, go) go for the moon (Go, go, go) go for the moon Go (go), go for the moon Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shooting stars Somebody once asked, "Could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place" I said, "Yep, what a concept, I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change" Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So, what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (go!) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid (And all that glitters is gold) Only shootin' stars break the mold Only shootin' stars break the mold Go for the moon Go for the moon Go for the moon This is how we do it

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12-29-2025, 03:00 PM #1

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12-29-2025, 03:00 PM #1

A Song of Ice and Fire (colloquially known as "Game of Thrones" by the normies) is a series of fantasy epics & television shows written by known food guy George Raymond Richard Martin (Gurm). ASOIAF sets itself apart from other fantasy and remains nearly unparalleled by the ungodly depths of it's lore, world building, and history. WHAT HAPPENED AT STYGAI? ARE THE IRONBORN CHINESE? DID SER POUNCE ORCHESTRATE THE PURPLE WEDDING? If you're new to the series and you're looking for a fantasy rabbit hole, look no further. Get that tinfoil hat ready. Also there's like politics and characters and a plot and stuff.

George writes a lot of books and finishes none of them.

MAIN SERIES
The main story of ASOIAF, as we have it so far.
- A Game of Thrones
- A Clash of Kings
- A Storm of Swords
- A Feast for Crows
- A Dance with Dragons
- The Winds of Winter (never coming out)
- A Dream of Spring (lol)

DUNK AND EGG
Call this ASOIAF's "Hobbit". My personal favorite.
- The Hedge Knight
- The Sword Sword
- The Mystery Knight

LORE BOOKS
Additional stuff for additional fun!
- The World of Ice & Fire
- Fire & Blood
- The Rise of the Dragon

TV SHOWS
- The main Game of Thrones series, eight seasons.
- House of the Dragon, story of the Targaryen civil war that took place nearly 200 years before Game of Thrones.
- A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, the story of Dunk and Egg, first season releasing January 2026.

A FEW YOUTUBERS I WOULD RECOMMEND FOR MORE ASSWIFE CONTENT.
There are many great content creators for this world.

Quinn The GM. Up and comer with spicy takes and character analysis.

Glidus. Australian funnyman who makes shit nobody else would think of.

David Lightbringer. High priest of insane ASOIAF theories, content to get lost in.

I am obsessed and will remain obsessed seven help me.

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12-29-2025, 03:01 PM #2

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